Strictly Come Cat Arse
i’m almost ashamed to be writing about this but last night’s semi-final of the bbc’s strictly come dancing took the piss a bit too far. or rather it’s simpering female audience did.
the public’s elimination of talented, elegant, leggy bill-actress ali bastion in favour of some cheruplegic sports monkey made my normally tepid blood boil. (well it warmed-up a bit)
i would have spat the dummy if my minders had not dipped it in special brew.
to be honesht i have not been sho angry shince the lasht time they forgot to dip my dummy in shpecial brew.
mine’sh a pint.