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		<title>greek tragedy or feta complis &#8212; you choose</title>
		<description><![CDATA[beware of greeks negotiating in bad faith with the charming angela and nicholas? surely not? (can&#8217;t be bothered to crowbar-in olive branches or wooden horses, sozz) anyway here&#8217;s those proposed referendum options in full:- 1. bail out 2. bale out wake me when it&#8217;s over]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/11/03/greek-tragedy-or-feta-complis-you-choose/</link>
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		<title>Liam Fox &#8212; just for fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[okay, let me riddle you a riddle. how many ill-advised trips does it take to get from imbruglia to imbroglio? wotjamean any clues? oh alright then imbruglia: an antipodean popette/looker imbroglio: a confused or perplexing political or interpersonal situation obviously there&#8217;s no correct answer (yet) but give yourself a point if you said anywhere between [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/10/11/liam-fox-just-for-fun/</link>
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		<title>einstein a-gone-gone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[E=mc² ? get a bloody grip man. despite my unimpeachable scientific credentials i have long resisted the temptation to expose this so-called &#8220;Special theory of Relativity&#8221; as the ill-thought-out tarradiddle it really is. finally, it seems, the intellectual elite demands no less and reluctantly i oblige. it seems that a few jonny-come-lateleys at cern are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/09/23/einstein-a-gone-gone/</link>
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		<title>the red-top is dead &#8211; long live the red-head</title>
		<description><![CDATA[distressing reports are emerging from news international in london where a tearful rebekah (sic) brooks addressed the gathered, should that be gobsmacked news of the world staff to announce, not her resignation, but their&#8217;s. that&#8217;s all folks. david brent has left the building.]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/07/08/the-red-top-is-dead-long-live-the-red-head/</link>
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		<title>emily maitlis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[newsnight&#8217;s maitlis; what a poppet, but what&#8217;s that dress sense all about? just stop it!]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/01/29/emily-maitlis/</link>
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		<title>jo coburn – bbc news</title>
		<description><![CDATA[though oft in cold and winter gloom her scripts suggest a sense of humour. but the trick which seems to most enamour her is pointing her left shoulder towards the camera.]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/01/27/jo-coburn-%e2%80%93-bbc-news/</link>
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		<title>poor brian paddick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[what a shame for brian paddick, less charisma than a haddick.]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/01/27/poor-brian-paddick/</link>
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		<title>theresa may</title>
		<description><![CDATA[theresa may, mp god bless her is something of a random dresser]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/01/27/theresa-may/</link>
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		<title>emily maitlis &#8212; newsnight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[what&#8217;s not to like about emily maitlis? despite appearing almost weightless, she very rarely fails to please especially when she sits at 45 degrees.]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2011/01/27/emily-maitlis-newsnight/</link>
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		<title>number 34 with prawn crackers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[and so to china where doubtless for the approval of uk and international audiences, prime minister david cameron raised the twin perennial bugbears, democracy and human rights during his trade visit to beijing, earlier today. i understand that, consistent with the prc&#8217;s stock response whenever these matters are raised, the pm was given no assurances [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rentarant.com/2010/11/10/number-34-with-prawn-crackers/</link>
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