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greek tragedy or feta complis — you choose

anne thrope (miss) — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:49:58 +0000

beware of greeks negotiating in bad faith with the charming angela and nicholas? surely not?

(can’t be bothered to crowbar-in olive branches or wooden horses, sozz) anyway here’s those proposed referendum options in full:-

1. bail out
2. bale out

wake me when it’s over

Liam Fox — just for fun

anne thrope (miss) — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:22:41 +0000

okay, let me riddle you a riddle.

how many ill-advised trips does it take to get from imbruglia to imbroglio?

wotjamean any clues? oh alright then

imbruglia: an antipodean popette/looker

imbroglio: a confused or perplexing political or interpersonal situation

obviously there’s no correct answer (yet) but give yourself a point if you said anywhere between 18 and 40.

einstein a-gone-gone

anne thrope (miss) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 00:59:27 +0000

E=mc² ? get a bloody grip man.

despite my unimpeachable scientific credentials i have long resisted the temptation to expose this so-called “Special theory of Relativity” as the ill-thought-out tarradiddle it really is.

finally, it seems, the intellectual elite demands no less and reluctantly i oblige.

it seems that a few jonny-come-lateleys at cern are finally getting the picture. big al screwed-up big-time and got it all badly wrong!

some, even some better qualified than i, perish the thought, have been heard to suggest that e might in fact be more likely to equal the cube root of my auntie maggie’s cat’s arse.

not so special now is it, big boy? anyhow, nobody likes a smart-arse. oh, and get a hair cut.

every day’s a schoolday.

the red-top is dead – long live the red-head

anne thrope (miss) — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 01:06:16 +0000

distressing reports are emerging from news international in london where a tearful rebekah (sic) brooks addressed the gathered, should that be gobsmacked news of the world staff to announce, not her resignation, but their’s.

that’s all folks. david brent has left the building.

emily maitlis

anne thrope (miss) — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 17:04:04 +0000

newsnight’s maitlis; what a poppet,
but what’s that dress sense all about? just stop it!

jo coburn – bbc news

anne thrope (miss) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 02:36:40 +0000

though oft in cold and winter gloom her
scripts suggest a sense of humour.
but the trick which seems to most enamour her
is pointing her left shoulder towards the camera.

poor brian paddick

anne thrope (miss) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 02:01:53 +0000

what a shame for brian paddick, less charisma than a haddick.

theresa may

anne thrope (miss) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:29:28 +0000

theresa may, mp god bless her
is something of a random dresser

emily maitlis — newsnight

anne thrope (miss) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:20:06 +0000

what’s not to like about emily maitlis?
despite appearing almost weightless,
she very rarely fails to please
especially when she sits at 45 degrees.

number 34 with prawn crackers

anne thrope (miss) — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 01:40:40 +0000

and so to china where doubtless for the approval of uk and international audiences, prime minister david cameron raised the twin perennial bugbears, democracy and human rights during his trade visit to beijing, earlier today.

i understand that, consistent with the prc’s stock response whenever these matters are raised, the pm was given no assurances by either the chinese president or premier that any such reforms are under consideration, let alone Hu might take charge, or Wen they might begin.

okay, i know it’s childish, it’s just a bit of fun.

except for the poor buggers on the shit end of it.

in the interests of yourselves and all of the chinese people; be a mensch.