lord mandelson in vile green custard attack drama
ever media savvy, peter mandelson instinctively rotated away from the camera today following a vile green custard attack.
the attack, believed to have been carried out by a vile green custard attacker, was vile and green. thankfully, due only to the the presence of mind of the great man, a full-frontal photographic record of the vile green outcome was avoided.
in a way it will be a shame not to have the full green vileness preserved for posterity, still we have enough.
but consider this. where was the spinmeister’s security while all this vile greenness was kicking-off? suppose the vile green attacker’s weapon of choice had been something vile green and toxic instead of something vile green and custardy: where would we all be now?
tell me that if you can.
