england crush aussies – 2nd ashes test
what is it with this poxy england test side? they amass a huge lead and foolishly fail to enforce the follow-on. what the hell’s that about?
oh but they go on and arse this lack-lustre opposition from down-under. down-and-out more like.
bring’em on for the third test! where’s your bowlers you bunch of girls? left ‘em all back in ramsey street? easy street more like. 
ship out diggers, the dingoes are pissin’ on your swag.
(none intended, obviously)
ta-ta!