my great new game show idea
prepare to be dazzled; i’ve had an idea for a great new tv game show.
“what’s the winning format?” you’re saying. alright already, let’s choose some lucky contestants first.
yeah, they’re lucky alright because they only need (1) an iq in single figures and (2) not to have been locked-up for their own safety. okay, assuming we can get enough of these jar-heads into a tv studio at any one time, the game can begin.
here’s how it works: each lucky contestant has to gaze aimlessly at the outside of a series of randomly numbered shit bags.
now, strap yourselves in because here’s where the killer format really kicks-in. for each bag, the preening, self-obsessed host with a joke 1960′s hairstyle, geography teacher beard and personality lifts enquires of the knuckle-dragger “shit, or no shit?”
needless to say our heroes give it their best shit, i mean shot.
when they’ve all done this so many times that the average viewer will have fallen into an irreversible coma, always assuming they weren’t in one before they tuned-in, a specially-appointed shit-counter with an iq in double figures goes to work, then tells the host who guessed correctly most times, and they get to take all the shit home.
of course, in reality the winner will always be the one who guessed “shit” most times, because obviously, it’s all shit!
holy shit, or no shit, it’s a winner! 