andy murray — it’s tough making a mint
you get on my nerves andy murray,
you live a life without a worry.
yet every match is labelled ‘tough’
which really is a lot of guff.
the passing-shot, the cross-court lob,
be grateful you don’t have a job.
so what, if now and then you ache?
your life’s a bloody piece of cake.
stop whinging … that’s my job.